Revision, Wrestling and other assorted things...

During school this week I have been expected to revise for a lot of tests in various subjects. Now, as we all know revising sucks and we will avoid it if we can so what do you think I did?

I spent a large number of hours each night watching huge amounts of WWE Smackdown and Raw for the simple reason that 1. Revising is awful and 2. Kane is the mose awesome wrestler ever to appear on this earth! I spent many hours glued to my computer as Kane fought various opponents from his sensational chokeslams to the deadly tombstones I could not look away...

When I finally managed to drag myself away from the computer I realised to my horror that it was half past eleven and thus I should probably turn off the computer and go to bed...but then it happened....I saw Kane vs The Boogyman! I thought "Oh no! I have to watch that!" So my Wrestling obsession beat down my common sense.

Fortunately the match was very short, as Kane absolutely destroyed the Boogeyman in about four minutes and left him in a pile of half digested worms. Still a match worthy of the greatness that is Kane.

I seem to have gone a bit off topic here so I will now say a few short things about my day:
Went to Fort George that was good
Went to the Eastgate Center for lunch and that was a beast
Went back to school did maths and english and fucked off home...

That is all.

Jedward and The British Broadcasting Corporation

Well tonight I thought I might be amused by The BBC's "Thursdays are Funny" scheme and so I decided to watch three programmes these were:
"Have I Got News For You"
"Reggie Perrin"
"Never Mind The Buzzcocks"

Having seen these programmes many times before it is quite understandable that I belived that these three shows would be an amusing way to finish the day and for the most part I wasn't dissapointed Have I Got News For You is always a funny show to anyone who has a small grasp on politics and it was very funny, Reggie Perrin was light humor and a wise choice of show after a political show like Have I Got News For You.

However after that it all fell down...I was first drawn to the fact that something was wrong when I heard my dad say "Oh my god who are these twats?!" (me being distracted as I was by my PlayStation Portable) and naturally this provoked me to look up at the screen and realise to my horror that the BBC had been so desperate for guests that they had to lower themselves to...*sniff*....JEDWARD!!! I watched in horror as they completely destroyed the show and I felt very sorry for poor Jack Dee who is a fine and well respected comedian having to put up with those two Talentless Bastards and I knew he sought the peace only death brings.

So well done BBC my respect for you and your programming has been stamped into the dirt (bring on Justin Bieber and i'll bomb your headquarters)

p.s Russell Howard wasn't very funny as usual...

My God Forsaken Day...

Well....what can I say about my day?....

IT FUCKING SUCKED!!!

I am currently not at my school because I am coughing so hard i'm reaching vomiting point and add to that the fact i can barely breathe makes a really shit day.

I spent my whole day watching DVDs of "Dad's Army" on my computer and eating beans, a good day i'm sure none of you would agree...

My sister was also off today however she only had a blocked nose and a headache so not anywhere near as bad...

I'm sure you think i'm moaning and grumbling about everything but the fact is, I live in Great Britain and thats really all there is to do round here...

Illnesses

There is many things in this life that we don't understand, some of which we will never understand, it's just the way things are. However in this life there is one thing that I cannot understand and that is the practical point of Illnesses...

Evolution gave a true life and sentient thought to many creatures on this Earth, yet i belive that Illnesses were left behind Evolution-Wise because the bacteria's survival instinct told it:
"lets not be an armoured flesh-eating monster that will be feared by all, lets just give some ordinary sod a sore throat and a blocked nose"
Good Call!

At least creatures that brutally kill and maim other animals do so for a reason! What's making me ill achieving?
Fuck All!

I'm sure any intelligent reader will understand what i'm getting at but unfortunately for me, there are very few people who will have a civilised conversation along these lines. Only two people in fact
Mr C Moore who also fights the neverending battle for the preservation of our mother-tongue
and Mr V Holmes who is my battle-brother in all things musical

If I haven't listed you and you understand me and have other similar ideas, then why haven't I met you yet?