During school this week I have been expected to revise for a lot of tests in various subjects. Now, as we all know revising sucks and we will avoid it if we can so what do you think I did?
I spent a large number of hours each night watching huge amounts of WWE Smackdown and Raw for the simple reason that 1. Revising is awful and 2. Kane is the mose awesome wrestler ever to appear on this earth! I spent many hours glued to my computer as Kane fought various opponents from his sensational chokeslams to the deadly tombstones I could not look away...
When I finally managed to drag myself away from the computer I realised to my horror that it was half past eleven and thus I should probably turn off the computer and go to bed...but then it happened....I saw Kane vs The Boogyman! I thought "Oh no! I have to watch that!" So my Wrestling obsession beat down my common sense.
Fortunately the match was very short, as Kane absolutely destroyed the Boogeyman in about four minutes and left him in a pile of half digested worms. Still a match worthy of the greatness that is Kane.
I seem to have gone a bit off topic here so I will now say a few short things about my day:
Went to Fort George that was good
Went to the Eastgate Center for lunch and that was a beast
Went back to school did maths and english and fucked off home...
That is all.
Lying Face-Down in Insanity
Wednesday, 10 November 2010
Thursday, 4 November 2010
Jedward and The British Broadcasting Corporation
Well tonight I thought I might be amused by The BBC's "Thursdays are Funny" scheme and so I decided to watch three programmes these were:
"Have I Got News For You"
"Reggie Perrin"
"Never Mind The Buzzcocks"
Having seen these programmes many times before it is quite understandable that I belived that these three shows would be an amusing way to finish the day and for the most part I wasn't dissapointed Have I Got News For You is always a funny show to anyone who has a small grasp on politics and it was very funny, Reggie Perrin was light humor and a wise choice of show after a political show like Have I Got News For You.
However after that it all fell down...I was first drawn to the fact that something was wrong when I heard my dad say "Oh my god who are these twats?!" (me being distracted as I was by my PlayStation Portable) and naturally this provoked me to look up at the screen and realise to my horror that the BBC had been so desperate for guests that they had to lower themselves to...*sniff*....JEDWARD!!! I watched in horror as they completely destroyed the show and I felt very sorry for poor Jack Dee who is a fine and well respected comedian having to put up with those two Talentless Bastards and I knew he sought the peace only death brings.
So well done BBC my respect for you and your programming has been stamped into the dirt (bring on Justin Bieber and i'll bomb your headquarters)
p.s Russell Howard wasn't very funny as usual...
"Have I Got News For You"
"Reggie Perrin"
"Never Mind The Buzzcocks"
Having seen these programmes many times before it is quite understandable that I belived that these three shows would be an amusing way to finish the day and for the most part I wasn't dissapointed Have I Got News For You is always a funny show to anyone who has a small grasp on politics and it was very funny, Reggie Perrin was light humor and a wise choice of show after a political show like Have I Got News For You.
However after that it all fell down...I was first drawn to the fact that something was wrong when I heard my dad say "Oh my god who are these twats?!" (me being distracted as I was by my PlayStation Portable) and naturally this provoked me to look up at the screen and realise to my horror that the BBC had been so desperate for guests that they had to lower themselves to...*sniff*....JEDWARD!!! I watched in horror as they completely destroyed the show and I felt very sorry for poor Jack Dee who is a fine and well respected comedian having to put up with those two Talentless Bastards and I knew he sought the peace only death brings.
So well done BBC my respect for you and your programming has been stamped into the dirt (bring on Justin Bieber and i'll bomb your headquarters)
p.s Russell Howard wasn't very funny as usual...
Tuesday, 2 November 2010
My God Forsaken Day...
Well....what can I say about my day?....
IT FUCKING SUCKED!!!
I am currently not at my school because I am coughing so hard i'm reaching vomiting point and add to that the fact i can barely breathe makes a really shit day.
I spent my whole day watching DVDs of "Dad's Army" on my computer and eating beans, a good day i'm sure none of you would agree...
My sister was also off today however she only had a blocked nose and a headache so not anywhere near as bad...
I'm sure you think i'm moaning and grumbling about everything but the fact is, I live in Great Britain and thats really all there is to do round here...
IT FUCKING SUCKED!!!
I am currently not at my school because I am coughing so hard i'm reaching vomiting point and add to that the fact i can barely breathe makes a really shit day.
I spent my whole day watching DVDs of "Dad's Army" on my computer and eating beans, a good day i'm sure none of you would agree...
My sister was also off today however she only had a blocked nose and a headache so not anywhere near as bad...
I'm sure you think i'm moaning and grumbling about everything but the fact is, I live in Great Britain and thats really all there is to do round here...
Monday, 1 November 2010
Illnesses
There is many things in this life that we don't understand, some of which we will never understand, it's just the way things are. However in this life there is one thing that I cannot understand and that is the practical point of Illnesses...
Evolution gave a true life and sentient thought to many creatures on this Earth, yet i belive that Illnesses were left behind Evolution-Wise because the bacteria's survival instinct told it:
"lets not be an armoured flesh-eating monster that will be feared by all, lets just give some ordinary sod a sore throat and a blocked nose"
Good Call!
At least creatures that brutally kill and maim other animals do so for a reason! What's making me ill achieving?
Fuck All!
I'm sure any intelligent reader will understand what i'm getting at but unfortunately for me, there are very few people who will have a civilised conversation along these lines. Only two people in fact
Mr C Moore who also fights the neverending battle for the preservation of our mother-tongue
and Mr V Holmes who is my battle-brother in all things musical
If I haven't listed you and you understand me and have other similar ideas, then why haven't I met you yet?
Evolution gave a true life and sentient thought to many creatures on this Earth, yet i belive that Illnesses were left behind Evolution-Wise because the bacteria's survival instinct told it:
"lets not be an armoured flesh-eating monster that will be feared by all, lets just give some ordinary sod a sore throat and a blocked nose"
Good Call!
At least creatures that brutally kill and maim other animals do so for a reason! What's making me ill achieving?
Fuck All!
I'm sure any intelligent reader will understand what i'm getting at but unfortunately for me, there are very few people who will have a civilised conversation along these lines. Only two people in fact
Mr C Moore who also fights the neverending battle for the preservation of our mother-tongue
and Mr V Holmes who is my battle-brother in all things musical
If I haven't listed you and you understand me and have other similar ideas, then why haven't I met you yet?
Sunday, 31 October 2010
Blogging
A recent debate on Facebook has led me to question, why am i blogging?
My day usually consists of this...
Get Up
Eat
Go on Computer
Eat
Drink
Music
Go Back to Bed
A fairly uninteresting day i'm sure you would all agree. However in my previous blogs i have talked about things like:
Game Engines
Television Channels
Etc
So i have come up with this...
"Blogging, for when Twitter and Facebook just can't cut it"
My day usually consists of this...
Get Up
Eat
Go on Computer
Eat
Drink
Music
Go Back to Bed
A fairly uninteresting day i'm sure you would all agree. However in my previous blogs i have talked about things like:
Game Engines
Television Channels
Etc
So i have come up with this...
"Blogging, for when Twitter and Facebook just can't cut it"
Friday, 13 August 2010
Running Out of Steam
For the past few days I haven't been blogging thanks to a Game Engine called Steam. This is an immensly popular program and now comes standard for the majority of games for a PC. The program itself is very good but there is a few slight problems with it....
1.You cannot change which hard drive it installs to so you have to move all of steam AND the games which is very time consuming.
2.One you have got a game it absolutely has to run on steam it cannot just run off the computer like ordinary games.
However Steam has also got many advantages to it for example:
1.Once you have installed a game the disk is no-longer needed
2.Steam also allows massive online gameplay for lots of games.
3. You can purchase games (at a high cost) and download them directly
4.You can make a profile to see and even join in the games your friends are playing
5.Should a download be taking too long you can still shut down the computer and it will continue when you log in to Steam
Though it is an expensive online shop and has installation drawbacks, once you have your games, Steam's massively convienient game library, online capabilities and easily accessed games will make gaming an even easier and simpler experience for those of us that want to be playing quickly and to a high standard.
Bravo Steam!
1.You cannot change which hard drive it installs to so you have to move all of steam AND the games which is very time consuming.
2.One you have got a game it absolutely has to run on steam it cannot just run off the computer like ordinary games.
However Steam has also got many advantages to it for example:
1.Once you have installed a game the disk is no-longer needed
2.Steam also allows massive online gameplay for lots of games.
3. You can purchase games (at a high cost) and download them directly
4.You can make a profile to see and even join in the games your friends are playing
5.Should a download be taking too long you can still shut down the computer and it will continue when you log in to Steam
Though it is an expensive online shop and has installation drawbacks, once you have your games, Steam's massively convienient game library, online capabilities and easily accessed games will make gaming an even easier and simpler experience for those of us that want to be playing quickly and to a high standard.
Bravo Steam!
Saturday, 7 August 2010
Porcupine Tree
Before I talk about the group itself i would like to start with the Porcupine Tree Discography:
On The Sunday of Life-1991
Up The Downstair- 1993
The Sky Moves Sideways-1995
Signify-1996
Cova Divine-1997
Metanoia-1998
Stupid Dream-1999
Voyage 34:The Complete Trip-2000
Lightbulb Sun-2000
Recordings-2001
Stars Die : The Delerium Years 1991-1997 2002
In Absentia-2002
Warszawa-2004
Deadwing-2005
Fear of a Blank Planet-2007
The Incident-2009
As you can see they are a long standing band with a large number of albums. Although they cannot be regarded as a massive success story because 99% of the people i know have never heard of them.
Still just because they aren't well known doesn't mean they aren't great they have a loyal fan base and have made some of the best Progressive Rock songs i've heard in my life they are true prog rock and they deserve every credit for how they've pushed the boundries of music.
On The Sunday of Life-1991
Up The Downstair- 1993
The Sky Moves Sideways-1995
Signify-1996
Cova Divine-1997
Metanoia-1998
Stupid Dream-1999
Voyage 34:The Complete Trip-2000
Lightbulb Sun-2000
Recordings-2001
Stars Die : The Delerium Years 1991-1997 2002
In Absentia-2002
Warszawa-2004
Deadwing-2005
Fear of a Blank Planet-2007
The Incident-2009
As you can see they are a long standing band with a large number of albums. Although they cannot be regarded as a massive success story because 99% of the people i know have never heard of them.
Still just because they aren't well known doesn't mean they aren't great they have a loyal fan base and have made some of the best Progressive Rock songs i've heard in my life they are true prog rock and they deserve every credit for how they've pushed the boundries of music.
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