During school this week I have been expected to revise for a lot of tests in various subjects. Now, as we all know revising sucks and we will avoid it if we can so what do you think I did?
I spent a large number of hours each night watching huge amounts of WWE Smackdown and Raw for the simple reason that 1. Revising is awful and 2. Kane is the mose awesome wrestler ever to appear on this earth! I spent many hours glued to my computer as Kane fought various opponents from his sensational chokeslams to the deadly tombstones I could not look away...
When I finally managed to drag myself away from the computer I realised to my horror that it was half past eleven and thus I should probably turn off the computer and go to bed...but then it happened....I saw Kane vs The Boogyman! I thought "Oh no! I have to watch that!" So my Wrestling obsession beat down my common sense.
Fortunately the match was very short, as Kane absolutely destroyed the Boogeyman in about four minutes and left him in a pile of half digested worms. Still a match worthy of the greatness that is Kane.
I seem to have gone a bit off topic here so I will now say a few short things about my day:
Went to Fort George that was good
Went to the Eastgate Center for lunch and that was a beast
Went back to school did maths and english and fucked off home...
That is all.
Wednesday, 10 November 2010
Thursday, 4 November 2010
Jedward and The British Broadcasting Corporation
Well tonight I thought I might be amused by The BBC's "Thursdays are Funny" scheme and so I decided to watch three programmes these were:
"Have I Got News For You"
"Reggie Perrin"
"Never Mind The Buzzcocks"
Having seen these programmes many times before it is quite understandable that I belived that these three shows would be an amusing way to finish the day and for the most part I wasn't dissapointed Have I Got News For You is always a funny show to anyone who has a small grasp on politics and it was very funny, Reggie Perrin was light humor and a wise choice of show after a political show like Have I Got News For You.
However after that it all fell down...I was first drawn to the fact that something was wrong when I heard my dad say "Oh my god who are these twats?!" (me being distracted as I was by my PlayStation Portable) and naturally this provoked me to look up at the screen and realise to my horror that the BBC had been so desperate for guests that they had to lower themselves to...*sniff*....JEDWARD!!! I watched in horror as they completely destroyed the show and I felt very sorry for poor Jack Dee who is a fine and well respected comedian having to put up with those two Talentless Bastards and I knew he sought the peace only death brings.
So well done BBC my respect for you and your programming has been stamped into the dirt (bring on Justin Bieber and i'll bomb your headquarters)
p.s Russell Howard wasn't very funny as usual...
"Have I Got News For You"
"Reggie Perrin"
"Never Mind The Buzzcocks"
Having seen these programmes many times before it is quite understandable that I belived that these three shows would be an amusing way to finish the day and for the most part I wasn't dissapointed Have I Got News For You is always a funny show to anyone who has a small grasp on politics and it was very funny, Reggie Perrin was light humor and a wise choice of show after a political show like Have I Got News For You.
However after that it all fell down...I was first drawn to the fact that something was wrong when I heard my dad say "Oh my god who are these twats?!" (me being distracted as I was by my PlayStation Portable) and naturally this provoked me to look up at the screen and realise to my horror that the BBC had been so desperate for guests that they had to lower themselves to...*sniff*....JEDWARD!!! I watched in horror as they completely destroyed the show and I felt very sorry for poor Jack Dee who is a fine and well respected comedian having to put up with those two Talentless Bastards and I knew he sought the peace only death brings.
So well done BBC my respect for you and your programming has been stamped into the dirt (bring on Justin Bieber and i'll bomb your headquarters)
p.s Russell Howard wasn't very funny as usual...
Tuesday, 2 November 2010
My God Forsaken Day...
Well....what can I say about my day?....
IT FUCKING SUCKED!!!
I am currently not at my school because I am coughing so hard i'm reaching vomiting point and add to that the fact i can barely breathe makes a really shit day.
I spent my whole day watching DVDs of "Dad's Army" on my computer and eating beans, a good day i'm sure none of you would agree...
My sister was also off today however she only had a blocked nose and a headache so not anywhere near as bad...
I'm sure you think i'm moaning and grumbling about everything but the fact is, I live in Great Britain and thats really all there is to do round here...
IT FUCKING SUCKED!!!
I am currently not at my school because I am coughing so hard i'm reaching vomiting point and add to that the fact i can barely breathe makes a really shit day.
I spent my whole day watching DVDs of "Dad's Army" on my computer and eating beans, a good day i'm sure none of you would agree...
My sister was also off today however she only had a blocked nose and a headache so not anywhere near as bad...
I'm sure you think i'm moaning and grumbling about everything but the fact is, I live in Great Britain and thats really all there is to do round here...
Monday, 1 November 2010
Illnesses
There is many things in this life that we don't understand, some of which we will never understand, it's just the way things are. However in this life there is one thing that I cannot understand and that is the practical point of Illnesses...
Evolution gave a true life and sentient thought to many creatures on this Earth, yet i belive that Illnesses were left behind Evolution-Wise because the bacteria's survival instinct told it:
"lets not be an armoured flesh-eating monster that will be feared by all, lets just give some ordinary sod a sore throat and a blocked nose"
Good Call!
At least creatures that brutally kill and maim other animals do so for a reason! What's making me ill achieving?
Fuck All!
I'm sure any intelligent reader will understand what i'm getting at but unfortunately for me, there are very few people who will have a civilised conversation along these lines. Only two people in fact
Mr C Moore who also fights the neverending battle for the preservation of our mother-tongue
and Mr V Holmes who is my battle-brother in all things musical
If I haven't listed you and you understand me and have other similar ideas, then why haven't I met you yet?
Evolution gave a true life and sentient thought to many creatures on this Earth, yet i belive that Illnesses were left behind Evolution-Wise because the bacteria's survival instinct told it:
"lets not be an armoured flesh-eating monster that will be feared by all, lets just give some ordinary sod a sore throat and a blocked nose"
Good Call!
At least creatures that brutally kill and maim other animals do so for a reason! What's making me ill achieving?
Fuck All!
I'm sure any intelligent reader will understand what i'm getting at but unfortunately for me, there are very few people who will have a civilised conversation along these lines. Only two people in fact
Mr C Moore who also fights the neverending battle for the preservation of our mother-tongue
and Mr V Holmes who is my battle-brother in all things musical
If I haven't listed you and you understand me and have other similar ideas, then why haven't I met you yet?
Sunday, 31 October 2010
Blogging
A recent debate on Facebook has led me to question, why am i blogging?
My day usually consists of this...
Get Up
Eat
Go on Computer
Eat
Drink
Music
Go Back to Bed
A fairly uninteresting day i'm sure you would all agree. However in my previous blogs i have talked about things like:
Game Engines
Television Channels
Etc
So i have come up with this...
"Blogging, for when Twitter and Facebook just can't cut it"
My day usually consists of this...
Get Up
Eat
Go on Computer
Eat
Drink
Music
Go Back to Bed
A fairly uninteresting day i'm sure you would all agree. However in my previous blogs i have talked about things like:
Game Engines
Television Channels
Etc
So i have come up with this...
"Blogging, for when Twitter and Facebook just can't cut it"
Friday, 13 August 2010
Running Out of Steam
For the past few days I haven't been blogging thanks to a Game Engine called Steam. This is an immensly popular program and now comes standard for the majority of games for a PC. The program itself is very good but there is a few slight problems with it....
1.You cannot change which hard drive it installs to so you have to move all of steam AND the games which is very time consuming.
2.One you have got a game it absolutely has to run on steam it cannot just run off the computer like ordinary games.
However Steam has also got many advantages to it for example:
1.Once you have installed a game the disk is no-longer needed
2.Steam also allows massive online gameplay for lots of games.
3. You can purchase games (at a high cost) and download them directly
4.You can make a profile to see and even join in the games your friends are playing
5.Should a download be taking too long you can still shut down the computer and it will continue when you log in to Steam
Though it is an expensive online shop and has installation drawbacks, once you have your games, Steam's massively convienient game library, online capabilities and easily accessed games will make gaming an even easier and simpler experience for those of us that want to be playing quickly and to a high standard.
Bravo Steam!
1.You cannot change which hard drive it installs to so you have to move all of steam AND the games which is very time consuming.
2.One you have got a game it absolutely has to run on steam it cannot just run off the computer like ordinary games.
However Steam has also got many advantages to it for example:
1.Once you have installed a game the disk is no-longer needed
2.Steam also allows massive online gameplay for lots of games.
3. You can purchase games (at a high cost) and download them directly
4.You can make a profile to see and even join in the games your friends are playing
5.Should a download be taking too long you can still shut down the computer and it will continue when you log in to Steam
Though it is an expensive online shop and has installation drawbacks, once you have your games, Steam's massively convienient game library, online capabilities and easily accessed games will make gaming an even easier and simpler experience for those of us that want to be playing quickly and to a high standard.
Bravo Steam!
Saturday, 7 August 2010
Porcupine Tree
Before I talk about the group itself i would like to start with the Porcupine Tree Discography:
On The Sunday of Life-1991
Up The Downstair- 1993
The Sky Moves Sideways-1995
Signify-1996
Cova Divine-1997
Metanoia-1998
Stupid Dream-1999
Voyage 34:The Complete Trip-2000
Lightbulb Sun-2000
Recordings-2001
Stars Die : The Delerium Years 1991-1997 2002
In Absentia-2002
Warszawa-2004
Deadwing-2005
Fear of a Blank Planet-2007
The Incident-2009
As you can see they are a long standing band with a large number of albums. Although they cannot be regarded as a massive success story because 99% of the people i know have never heard of them.
Still just because they aren't well known doesn't mean they aren't great they have a loyal fan base and have made some of the best Progressive Rock songs i've heard in my life they are true prog rock and they deserve every credit for how they've pushed the boundries of music.
On The Sunday of Life-1991
Up The Downstair- 1993
The Sky Moves Sideways-1995
Signify-1996
Cova Divine-1997
Metanoia-1998
Stupid Dream-1999
Voyage 34:The Complete Trip-2000
Lightbulb Sun-2000
Recordings-2001
Stars Die : The Delerium Years 1991-1997 2002
In Absentia-2002
Warszawa-2004
Deadwing-2005
Fear of a Blank Planet-2007
The Incident-2009
As you can see they are a long standing band with a large number of albums. Although they cannot be regarded as a massive success story because 99% of the people i know have never heard of them.
Still just because they aren't well known doesn't mean they aren't great they have a loyal fan base and have made some of the best Progressive Rock songs i've heard in my life they are true prog rock and they deserve every credit for how they've pushed the boundries of music.
Friday, 6 August 2010
Sonata Arctica and Opeth
A few months ago i was browsing metal music on YouTube and i was extremely fortunate because i discovered two bands that have become particular favorites of mine these bands are called Sonata Arctica and Opeth. Since the discovery of these bands i have been listening to them no stop and although Sonata Arctica is my favorite of the two i belive these bands to be some of the best i have ever heard.
I am a huge metal fan listening to things like Slipknot, Nightwish, Dragonforce, Atreyu, Mastodon etc and although all of these bands and more are absolutly amazing Sonata Arctica and Opeth took my love of metal to a whole new level.
Opeth is a progressive metal band who's Albums are all to the same high standard and Sonata Arctica's massive Guitar and Keyboard solos never fail to impress me are bands i would recommend to anyone with any taste in music!
Enjoy listening and buy the albums!
p.s i do reviews but i'm not paid to, these are simply things i want to talk about
I am a huge metal fan listening to things like Slipknot, Nightwish, Dragonforce, Atreyu, Mastodon etc and although all of these bands and more are absolutly amazing Sonata Arctica and Opeth took my love of metal to a whole new level.
Opeth is a progressive metal band who's Albums are all to the same high standard and Sonata Arctica's massive Guitar and Keyboard solos never fail to impress me are bands i would recommend to anyone with any taste in music!
Enjoy listening and buy the albums!
p.s i do reviews but i'm not paid to, these are simply things i want to talk about
Thursday, 5 August 2010
The Internet is for Porn
The internet is for porn! The internet is for porn! Me up all night hugging me horn! To porn porn porn!
Actually no the internet is how i survive its where i talk to my friends do this blog ect. My parents have discovered that (because the wireless adapter is in their room while were away from home) a light goes on when someone connects to the adapter, this is a problem because i'm the only one using the internet and they know when i'm on (in the middle of the night) My dad says that i'm on far too late and i tell him "all the people i talk to go on at night so how else can i talk to them?" and he's threatening to take the laptop away!
On the subject of the internet go on to youtube and look up "Spongebob Squarepants Edited" you get loads of spoofs and some of them are rather good just so you know.
and here is an unhelpful link http://www.facebook.com/ Enjoy!
Actually no the internet is how i survive its where i talk to my friends do this blog ect. My parents have discovered that (because the wireless adapter is in their room while were away from home) a light goes on when someone connects to the adapter, this is a problem because i'm the only one using the internet and they know when i'm on (in the middle of the night) My dad says that i'm on far too late and i tell him "all the people i talk to go on at night so how else can i talk to them?" and he's threatening to take the laptop away!
On the subject of the internet go on to youtube and look up "Spongebob Squarepants Edited" you get loads of spoofs and some of them are rather good just so you know.
and here is an unhelpful link http://www.facebook.com/ Enjoy!
Buses, Wales and Castles
My family dragged me on a trip around Shropshire today. We visited lots of places and did lots of stuff including visiting a pub and eating excessive amounts.
We spent lots of time in the town of Ludlow, nice enough place but the roads were packed! Big jam involving an idiot who parked in the middle of the road, a broken down bus and a campervan. We were at the side of the road as the road got more and more packed it was hilarious watching the drivers get more and more irate. FUNNY
We briefly visited Wales but it was the same as England only full of Welsh people (lol)
Got ICT result top marks a good start i think.
We spent lots of time in the town of Ludlow, nice enough place but the roads were packed! Big jam involving an idiot who parked in the middle of the road, a broken down bus and a campervan. We were at the side of the road as the road got more and more packed it was hilarious watching the drivers get more and more irate. FUNNY
We briefly visited Wales but it was the same as England only full of Welsh people (lol)
Got ICT result top marks a good start i think.
Wednesday, 4 August 2010
Omegle
One of the most amazing yet horrifying web sites on the planet it allows you to talk to people who you don't know and they don't know you.
You might be thinking "well it'll be full of peedos" and your probably right but you decide what info you tell that person and if a peedo comes to your house (no offence intended here) its your stupid fault to each other you are both strangers and if you tell them your genuine address well then you learn you made a mistake.
Though this website is all in text it has a basic webcam function and surprisingly only 10% of the videos are perverts pleasuring themselves so if you don't want to reveal to much information then stick to the text.
Amongst the horny people and the people who give you a link to a porn site and sign off again before you've even said hey you do meet lots of genuinely nice people who will listen and talk impartially and liberally about anything from relationships to pancakes it is a fantastic website and is highly addictive.
You might go on for the fun side like a friend of mine gave a guy who was overly fond of his genitals therapy on family relationships though you have to be very careful as you want to drawn them in rather than they sign out the moment you start being weird.
Helpfull Tips:
ASL stands for age sex and location some people will ask m or f? which is obvious enough but asl covers it all in one question and is thus more popular.
If you come across a person and they're first comment is ASL, do you like sex? or, horny? just play along for a while then suddenly do some really disturbing
e.g Stranger: Do you like big dicks?
You: why yes i have one myself
This just about kills the conversation stone dead (thanks V for telling me that one)
NEVER give out anything you don't want to if a person gets a little to personal then stop talking and click disconnect in the corner.
The web address is http://www.omegle.com/ Enjoy!
You might be thinking "well it'll be full of peedos" and your probably right but you decide what info you tell that person and if a peedo comes to your house (no offence intended here) its your stupid fault to each other you are both strangers and if you tell them your genuine address well then you learn you made a mistake.
Though this website is all in text it has a basic webcam function and surprisingly only 10% of the videos are perverts pleasuring themselves so if you don't want to reveal to much information then stick to the text.
Amongst the horny people and the people who give you a link to a porn site and sign off again before you've even said hey you do meet lots of genuinely nice people who will listen and talk impartially and liberally about anything from relationships to pancakes it is a fantastic website and is highly addictive.
You might go on for the fun side like a friend of mine gave a guy who was overly fond of his genitals therapy on family relationships though you have to be very careful as you want to drawn them in rather than they sign out the moment you start being weird.
Helpfull Tips:
ASL stands for age sex and location some people will ask m or f? which is obvious enough but asl covers it all in one question and is thus more popular.
If you come across a person and they're first comment is ASL, do you like sex? or, horny? just play along for a while then suddenly do some really disturbing
e.g Stranger: Do you like big dicks?
You: why yes i have one myself
This just about kills the conversation stone dead (thanks V for telling me that one)
NEVER give out anything you don't want to if a person gets a little to personal then stop talking and click disconnect in the corner.
The web address is http://www.omegle.com/ Enjoy!
Dave
Watching re-runs on Dave. A day full of Cars, Technology and Robotic Violence. Can't help but thinking that since the dawn of illegal on-line tv that anyone with a brain would just type whatever whatever they wanted to watch in Google. WHY DOESN'T DAVE HAVE MORE PROGRAMMES?!?! The Programmes are great but theres only so much Top Gear one can take! I love Robot Wars though COME ON BEHEMOTH AND PANIC ATTACK!!!
Wow loving watching Jeremy Clarkson getting thrown about in a wind tunnel and talking about how important "air" is by throwing skiiers of mountains....Intersting...
Wow loving watching Jeremy Clarkson getting thrown about in a wind tunnel and talking about how important "air" is by throwing skiiers of mountains....Intersting...
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